Tuesday, March 31, 2009
First of the Month: April 2009
And what would our beloved April be without birthdays? Um . . . well . . . probably a Monday morning without your cup-of-Joe? Anyway, on Friday Simon Cowell’s prodigy Leona Lewis turns 24 the same day as skier Picabo Street turns 38. On the 7th, Russell Crowe turns the big 44 exactly three days before Steven Segal “Under Sieges” into the big 57. On the14th baseball-legend-turned-baseball-crook-turned-baseball-something, Pete Rose, turns 68 one day after Max Weinberg of Conan and the E Street Band turns a decade earlier. On the 26th Master P will “Make EM Say Ugh” as he turns 38 exactly one day before NASCAR Great Michael Waltrip races into his 46th birthday the same day music legend Willie Nelson smokes to celebrate number 76.
Monday, March 2, 2009
First of the Month: March 2009
And what March be without birthdays? To kick off birthdays a day late let’s celebrate Jon Bon Jovi’s big 47 today, exactly eight days before Canadian director Paul Haggis of “Crash” and “Casino Royale” turns 56 on March 10th – the same day Chuck Norris kicks his way to a stellar 69. On March 16th, we celebrate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s 76th birthday exactly six days before Wolf Blitzer talks about his roots in Buffalo and celebrates his 61st with Andrew Lloyd Webber, who turns the same age and will probably talk about the “Phantom of the Opera” and how he grew up in London’s Phantom area.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
First of the Month: February
For those looking for some excitement in a short amount of time; February is your answer. Yep, the second month in the Gregorian calendar is jam packed from the get-go. For example, you’re probably watching the Super Bowl kickoff today as the Cardinal and Steeler fans will complement one each other before millions of viewers see Michael Scott deal with a disaster in an epic rendition of "The Office." Then we have Candlemas, better known as Groundhog's day. (If you're wondering, this is what's like to be in Punxsatawney.) But let's not forget the other gems of February like Black History month; the long three-day weekend thanks to Presidents' Day; lover’s paradise on Valentine's Day. There’s plenty of other occasions too: On the 18th, we also celebrate the 79th anniversary of when planet Pluto was founded; On the 24th, Fat Tuesday invites everyone in to eat; and the 7th is Charles Dickens Day.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
First of the Month: January
Nah Nah nah nah. Hey hey hey. Goodbye. Nah nah nah nah. Hey hey hey. Goodbye. Yep, that’s it. Bye Bye 2008. We welcome you 2009. We welcome a new kick-ass year and all the great things that come in January, the first month of the Gregorian Calendar.
This week brings great anticipation for football fans and those looking for some change. Today is one day before Trivia Day, so get those drinking cards out as you hope to be “winner winner, chicken dinner” on Wednesday nights at the local pub. And if you want a fast stat remember Jan. 21st 23 years ago, when the supersonic airliner ‘Concorde’ began regular commercial service. On the 6th we have Cuddle Up Days for all of you couples out there or anyone wanting a nice body pillow. We also have mainstays like the 19th, when we celebrate MLK day; inauguration on the 20th, when we welcome the first African American as the leader of the White House; and the 24th, when we tip our libations to ‘beer can appreciation day.’ (BTW: This day celebrates the 1935 date when the product of barley and hops was first sold in a can. So sit back today, drink some of that Miller High Life and watch the “The Grandaddy of Them All” as another Rose Bowl is on TV. Have a great month you football fans, as it all comes to a close with the Super Bowl week.
And what January be without birthdays? Besides Dr. King on the 15th, we have the great Stephen Stills from Crosby and Nash turning 64 today and Dave Matthews Crashing into 42 on the 9th. On January 14th, Teen Wolf
star turned Arrested Development actor, Jason Bateman, turns 49 the same day Dave Grohl Foo Fights his way to the same birthday celebration. And on the 28th Mr. Frodo, Elijah Wood, turns the big 28.
Monday, December 1, 2008
First of the Month: December
During these next few weeks, we'll embark on a journey that'll take us into the shortest day of the year; a drunken party put on by friends, employers or both; endless hours of college football watching during the Meineke Car Care Bowl Week; and a few kisses under the mistletoe. December brings Adam Sandler to the airwaves as he celebrates the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah. It also brings Andy Williams, Sinatra and Kenny G to some soft rock radio station that turned into a Holiday cheer hotline.
This month is where we pull all the stops at Pik N Save; Kohls; Toys R Us; and any other of the stores that may have the next Beanie Baby item. (Did you forget about those little things already?) The month's birthstone is the blue turquoise, but many will be celebrating the month with a diamond. (This is big congrats to anyone that got engaged or a big sorry for anyone that was cheated on by Kobe Bryant.) The birth flower is the Holly or Poinsettia. And please don't forget to tell someone to celebrate Crimbo. It's the slang word for the holiday on December 25th.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
First of the Month: November
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
First of the Month: October
And in the "First of The Month" we never do leave out sports, religion or politics - cause they are inseparable by some of our readers. So don't forget that fantasy football is in make-or-break it mode as your players have bye weeks and homecomings across the country 'welcome back Cotter' during their big festivities. (This is where I give my obligated NASCAR push.) Revv up those engines cause the Chase for the cup continues with Jimmy Johnson. Vroom! Vroom! And now to Religion: The big one this month is the Jewish celebration of Rosh Hashanah, which ends at nightfall tonight, and Yom Kippur, which is 8 days away. And for politics, we have exactly four weeks, six days and a few hours before the polls close for the presidential election. A lot can happen in those 34 days. Let's look at Thursday for example, Tina Fey takes on Grandpa Joe in an all crucial celebrity death debate. (Winner gets a meet-and-greet with VP Dick Cheney at a quail ranch.)
And what would October be without our birthdays? You still can't come up with a good answer can you? Well it would be a parallel to being Detroit Lions fan during the Matt Millen era. (A lack of hope and a 31-84 record. Mr. Obama can you please take over the team. You have the audacity to help restore the roar.)
So today let's take a teaspoon of sugar for "Mary Poppins," Mrs. Julie Elizabeth Andrews Wells as she turns 73 and tomorrow let's drink till we puke to the sounds of Gordon Matthew Sumner aka "Sting" blast out Roxanne on his 57th birthday. Six day later lets get down under (not that way) and eat some gator with “Crocodile Dundee” star Paul Hogan who turns 69 the same day "Chevrolet Chase" gets on the Funny Farm reunion tour for the big 65. Later in the month Doc takes us 'back to the future' (whatever that means) as he celebrates his real life 70th birthday on the 22nd, three days before Sir Patrick Yoest goes 'dancing with me' to the tunes of 'Still the One' as we celebrate the honorable John Hall's 61st birthday. And to round out this eclectic group, let’s toast again, this time to that nasty Halloween-theme jungle juice that everyone makes, and give a obligatory laugh to John Candy, who would have turned 58. Rest in Peace until November.
On another note, On Sept. 20th Mr. Benjamin Robert Mulder was born.